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Thursday, November 15, 2012

Some meanings

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!


MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's.


CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.


CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end.


SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!


YAWN:
The only opportunity some married men
ever get to open their mouths.


EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their mistakes.


DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.


OPTIMIST:
A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway:
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"


BOSS:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.


POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward.


DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills... :-)

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