Thursday, June 23, 2016
Monday, May 23, 2016
A man was caught by a police in toilet !
Author: Mana Desi |
6:26:00 AM |
No Comments |
![]() |
A man was caught by a police in toilet ! |
The man says, "I swear, it's not mine! I found it here and tried to flush it down the toilet, but every time I flush the drugs down it magically reappears in my hand!"
"I don't believe you," says the police. "Show me."
The man tosses the bag of drugs into the toilet, then flushes it. The bag swishes down. The cop then stares at the man's empty hand as the bag is flushed down.
"Well," says the police, "where are the drugs now?"
"What drugs?"
Wednesday, April 20, 2016
Sardar jokes Funny Comedy Jokes of Sardar
Author: Mana Desi |
3:58:00 AM |
No Comments |
Sardar jokes Funny Comedy Jokes of Sardar
1. Lecturer : Write A Note On Gandhi Jayanti.Sardar : Gandhi Was A Great Man But Maa Kasam , I Dont Know Who Is
Jayanti.
2. Sardar : You Cheated Me.
Shopkeeper: How ?
Sardar : YOu Said This Is American Made Radio.
But When I Put It ON,
It Says All India Radio.
3. Sardar Got Into A Bus On 1st April When Conductor Asked For Ticket.
He Gave Rs.10/- And Took The Ticket And Said April Fool. I Have Pass.
4. Sardar Joined New Job. 1st Day He Worked Till Late Evening On The
Computer.
Boss Was Happy And Asked What You Did Till Evening.
Sardar : Keyboard Alphabets Were Not In Order, So I Made It Alright.
5. On A Romantic Day Sardar's Girlfriend Asks Him. Darling On Our
Engagement Day Will You Give Me A Ring.
Sardar : Ya Sure, From Landline Or Mobile.
6. Two Sardars Were Fixing A Bomb In A Car
Sardar 1 : What Would You Do If The Bomb Explodes While Fixing.
Sardar 2 : Dont Worry, I Have A One More.
7. Interviewer : When Is Your Birthday.
Sardar : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : Which Year ?
Sardar : Oye Ullu Ke Patte : Every Year.
8. Sardar Was Busy Removing A Wheel From His Auto. A Man Asks Sardar
Why Are You Removing A Wheel From Your Auto.
Sardar : Cant You Read The Board. Parking Is Only For 2 Wheeler.
9. Sardar : What Is The Name Of Your Car ?
Lady : I Forgot The Name, But Is Starts With "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal Ki Gaadi Hai, Tea Se Start Hoti Hai. Hamaara Gaadi
Petrol Se Start Hoti Hai.
10. Boss : Where Were You Born ?
Sardar : Punjab.
Boss : Which Part ?
Sardar : Kya Which Part ? Whole Body Born In Punjab.
11 . American India Told Sardar : Hamare Desh Me 90% Shaadi E-Mail Se
Hoti Hai.Sardar : Kya Bath Hai. Hamari Desh Me 100% Female Se Hoti Hai.
12. How Will You Destroy A Submarine Full Of Sardars ?
Simple. Just Knock The Door And They Will Open It.
Wednesday, January 2, 2013
Ultimate ones
Author: Mana Desi |
12:58:00 AM |
No Comments |
sent telegram to her parents - Meena First Class in Bed! (superb)
Airport today
Lady: But I'm not pregnant
Driver: But we hvn't reached airport yet
Friend: How was ur first night?
Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed, 200 for wrongside entry
and
Rs 500 for no helmet
Thursday, November 15, 2012
Some meanings
Author: Mana Desi |
3:56:00 AM |
No Comments |
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's.
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end.
SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
YAWN:
The only opportunity some married men
ever get to open their mouths.
EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their mistakes.
DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
OPTIMIST:
A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway:
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
BOSS:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward.
DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills... :-)
Amazing Facts about Google
Author: Mana Desi |
3:40:00 AM |
No Comments |
We have collected Some Amazing Facts about the Biggest, the Most Famous and the widely used Search Engine, Google.
Let’s Check ‘em out:
a.
The primary reason behind so simple Home page is due to the fact that Founders of Google did not know HTML well and just wanted a quick and simple interface. It was founded that the submit button was not used at all, people were just hitting Enter/Return key for their search queries.
b.
Due to so simple and ‘content less’ homepage, in tests it was found that people were sitting and looking at the screen. After few minutes of starring at screen, the tester ask him “What’s up ?, We hope you enjoyed lot”. To solve this problem Google just added a Copyright message in the footer of homepage.
c.
The big raise in the traffic came when Google presented it’s improved spell checker, Giving birth to “Did you mean … ?” characteristic. This doubled the number of visits Google was receiving.
d.
“I feel lucky” button was nearly never used at all. But in few tests it was found that removal of “I feel lucky” button will the reduce the Google experience. Even though users don’t use it but they wanted it to stay there.
e.
Google has the largest network of translators in the world
f.
They use 20% / 5% rules. If at least 20% of people use a feature, then be included. At least 5% of people who need to use a special investigation preferably before it is on “Advanced”.
g.
They continuously keep checking How people interact on their search page
h.
The name “Google” was result of an accident. A spelling mistake on the part of the founders who thought they were going for ‘Googol’
i.
Gmail was used internally for nearly two years before the public release. It was discovered that there were 6 types of e-mail users, Gmail and has been designed to accommodate these 6.
j.
Google takes feedback very seriously, you may think that your feedback will not be read but it’s not true at all. They take it very seriously.
k.
Employees are encouraged to use 20% of their time working on their projects. Google News, Orkut are examples of projects that have emerged from this working model.
Sunday, July 24, 2011
Thoughts in Walking ... !!!
Author: Mana Desi |
7:23:00 AM |
No Comments |
I was Attending to kids’ lessons to guide them in their studies.
Kid answered to my questions.
Who invented telephone? - me.
Abraham Bell. – Kid.
It’s Alexander Graham Bell – I corrected the kid.
After a while, I received a telephone call, which was not pertaining to us.
Wrong number – I said and disconnected.
The Kid asked me suddenly,” Grandpa, who invented wrong number?”
Such funny, peculiar but true sense of thoughts we face in our routine life
while meeting with friends, relations, shop sales gals while shopping and such and such.
A thought would lighten suddenly in our mind that funny but meaningful, intelligible, Influential & etc….
We share it here.
Graham Bell invented Telephone but wrong number is invented by you and me.
Monday, July 18, 2011
13 Resume Lies:
Author: Mana Desi |
5:38:00 PM |
No Comments |
12. "I am a hard working person." MEANS: I can go hours sitting at my desk on youtube.
11. "I am a people person." MEANS: I can hold a conversation for more than 2 minutes without getting sidetracked.
10. "I don't take lunches." MEANS: I do, but at my desk while watching youtube.
9. "I am willing to relocate." MEANS: Anywhere is better than prison.
8. I appreciate hard workers." MEANS: Exactly what it says, because they do all the work!
7. "I am very professional." MEANS: I have an organizer.
6. "I am very adaptable." MEANS: I've changed jobs a lot.
5. "I have a great sense of humor." MEANS: I know a lot of over-said and un-funny jokes and I tell overuse them.
4. "I am great with co-workers." MEANS: I've been known as the loud mouth.
3. "I take pride in my work." MEANS: I blame others for my mistakes.
2. "I work well with computers." MEANS: I can use Microsoft Word and can make backgrounds for Powerpoint!
1. I look forward to hearing from you. MEANS: Yeah, I have applied for 3 more jobs.
Got Any Resume Lies?
Saturday, June 11, 2011
TEACHER & STUDENT JOKE
Author: Mana Desi |
5:15:00 AM |
No Comments |
Johnny Martin: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
Johnny Martin: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go
Slow."
*-
TEACHER: Johnny, why are you doing your maths sums on
the floor?
JOHNNY: You told me to do it without using tables!
*-
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
JOHNNY: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
JOHNNY: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
*-*
TEACHER: Johnny, go to the map and find North America.
JOHNNY: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Johnny!
*-*-*
TEACHER: Johnny, name one important thing we have
today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
JOHNNY: Me!
*-*-*-
TEACHER: Johnny, why do you always get so dirty?
JOHNNY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you
are.
*-*-*
JOHNNY: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
JOHNNY: Your name on this report card.
*-*-*-
TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting
insects?
JOHNNY: Don't bite any.
*-*
TEACHER: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
JOHNNY: I is...
TEACHER: No, Johnny. Alwayss
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Hitler and the Pig
Author: Mana Desi |
10:04:00 PM |
No Comments |
Driving down a country road, the chauffeur (who is distracted, looking out the window at the countryside) doesn't see a pig walk out onto the road, and he hits in with the car.
Stopping the car, he jumps out, and Adolf climbs out also to see what is going on. The chauffeur, very distressed by what he's done asks Hitler what they should do, and Hitler tells him impatiently that they're in a hurry and they should move the pig to the side of the road and go to the address and worry about it later.
All the way to the address the chauffeur, who is a fairly good-hearted person despite his employer, is worried about the family who owned the pig and wondered how they'd react to discovering the pig, so when they arrived he asked Hitler whether he shouldn't drive back to the farm and let them know what happened.
Hitler agrees before hurrying to the podium, and the Chauffeur hurries back down the road.
Four hours later, stumbling down the road, his arms full of sausage and bread and his breath smelling of liquor.
Hitler in a rage demands to know what has happened to him, and the chauffeur explains, "I did what I thought was right. I went to the farm where I killed the pig. When I went and knocked on the door and gave them the news, they gave me this sausage and bread, fed me the best ale I've ever tasted and let me have their way with their beautiful nubile young daughter and then sent me on my way."
Adolf seemed confused by this and asks his chauffeur, "well what exactly did you tell them?"
To which the chauffeur replied "I really can't understand it either, all I did was tell them "I'm Hitler's Chauffeur, and I killed the pig."
"Do you like light or heavy reading?’.....must read
Author: Mana Desi |
10:02:00 PM |
No Comments |
Bookshop assistant: ‘Certainly, madam. Do you have the title or name of the
author?’
Customer: ‘Not really. I was hoping you could suggest something suitable.’
Bookshop assistant: ‘No problem. Do you like light or heavy reading?’
Customer: ‘It doesn’t matter. I’ve left the car just outside the shop.’
Toilet Pain!
Author: Mana Desi |
9:44:00 PM |
No Comments |
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming."
What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring my customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my nuts ."
The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Customer Care In 2020
Author: Mana Desi |
5:43:00 AM |
No Comments |
Customer: "Heloo, can I order.."
Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"
Customer: "It's eh..., hold.......... on......889861356102049998-45-
54610"
Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17
Jalan
Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your
mobile
is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"
Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"
Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
Customer: "How come?"
Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood
pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes"
from
the National Library last week Sir"
Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how
much
will that cost?"
Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The
total
is $49.9! 9"
Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"
Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit
card is
over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last
year.
That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan,
Sir."
Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and
withdraw
some cash before your guy arrives"
Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records,you've reached your
daily limit on machine withdrawal today"
Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready.
How long is it gonna take anyway?"
Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can
always
come and collect it on your motorcycle..."
Customer: " What!"
Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own a
Scooter,...registration number 1123..."
Customer: " ????"
Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer: "Nothing.! .. by the way... aren't you giving me that 3
free
bottles of cola as advertised?"
Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're
also
diabetic....... "
Customer: #$$^%&$@$%^
Operator "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987
you
were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?"
Interesting Facts about India
Author: Mana Desi |
4:09:00 AM |
No Comments |
* When many cultures were only nomadic forest dwellers over 5000 years ago, Indians established Harappan culture in Sindhu Valley (Indus Valley Civilization)
* The name 'India' is derived from the River Indus, the valleys around which were the home of the early settlers. The Aryan worshippers referred to the river Indus as the Sindhu.
* The Persian invaders converted it into Hindu. The name 'Hindustan' combines Sindhu and Hindu and thus refers to the land of the Hindus.
* Chess was invented in India.
* Algebra, Trigonometry and Calculus are studies, which originated in India.
* The 'Place Value System' and the 'Decimal System' were developed in India in 100 B.C.
* The World's First Granite Temple is the Brihadeswara Temple at Tanjavur, Tamil Nadu. The shikhara of the temple is made from a single 80-tonne piece of granite. This magnificent temple was built in just five years, (between 1004 AD and 1009 AD) during the reign of Rajaraja Chola.
* India is the largest democracy in the world, the 7th largest Country in the world, and one of the most ancient civilizations.
* The game of Snakes & Ladders was created by the 13th century poet saint Gyandev. It was originally called 'Mokshapat'. The ladders in the game represented virtues and the snakes indicated vices. The game was played with cowrie shells and dices. In time, the game underwent several modifications, but its meaning remained the same, i.e. good deeds take people to heaven and evil to a cycle of re-births.
* The world's highest cricket ground is in Chail, Himachal Pradesh. Built in 1893 after leveling a hilltop, this cricket pitch is 2444 meters above sea level.
* India has the largest number of Post Offices in the world.
* The largest employer in India is the Indian Railways, employing over a million people.
* The world's first university was established in Takshila in 700 BC. More than 10,500 students from all over the world studied more than 60 subjects. The University of Nalanda built in the 4th century was one of the greatest achievements of ancient India in the field of education.
* Ayurveda is the earliest school of medicine known to mankind. The Father of Medicine, Charaka, consolidated Ayurveda 2500 years ago.
* India was one of the richest countries till the time of British rule in the early 17th Century. Christopher Columbus, attracted by India's wealth, had come looking for a sea route to India when he discovered America by mistake.
* The Art of Navigation & Navigating was born in the river Sindh over 6000 years ago. The very word Navigation is derived from the Sanskrit word 'NAVGATIH'. The word navy is also derived from the Sanskrit word 'Nou'.
* Bhaskaracharya rightly calculated the time taken by the earth to orbit the Sun hundreds of years before the astronomer Smart. According to his calculation, the time taken by the Earth to orbit the Sun was 365.258756484 days.
* The value of "pi" was first calculated by the Indian Mathematician Budhayana, and he explained the concept of what is known as the Pythagorean Theorem. He discovered this in the 6th century, long before the European mathematicians.
* Algebra, Trigonometry and Calculus also originated in India.Quadratic Equations were used by Sridharacharya in the 11th century. The largest numbers the Greeks and the Romans used were 106 whereas Hindus used numbers as big as 10*53 (i.e. 10 to the power of 53) with specific names as early as 5000 B.C.during the Vedic period.Even today, the largest used number is Terra: 10*12(10 to the power of 12).
* Until 1896, India was the only source of diamonds in the world
(Source: Gemological Institute of America).
* The Baily Bridge is the highest bridge in the world. It is located in the Ladakh valley between the Dras and Suru rivers in the Himalayan mountains. It was built by the Indian Army in August 1982.
* Sushruta is regarded as the Father of Surgery. Over2600 years ago Sushrata & his team conducted complicated surgeries like cataract, artificial limbs, cesareans, fractures, urinary stones, plastic surgery and brain surgeries.
* Usage of anaesthesia was well known in ancient Indian medicine. Detailed knowledge of anatomy, embryology, digestion, metabolism,physiology, etiology, genetics and immunity is also found in many ancient Indian texts.
* India exports software to 90 countries.
* The four religions born in India - Hinduism, Buddhism, Jainism, and Sikhism, are followed by 25% of the world's population.
* Jainism and Buddhism were founded in India in 600 B.C. and 500 B.C. respectively.
* Islam is India's and the world's second largest religion.
* There are 300,000 active mosques in India, more than in any other country, including the Muslim world.
* The oldest European church and synagogue in India are in the city of Cochin. They were built in 1503 and 1568 respectively.
* Jews and Christians have lived continuously in India since 200 B.C. and 52 A.D. respectively
* The largest religious building in the world is Angkor Wat, a Hindu Temple in Cambodia built at the end of the 11th century.
* The Vishnu Temple in the city of Tirupathi built in the 10th century, is the world's largest religious pilgrimage destination. Larger than either Rome or Mecca, an average of 30,000 visitors donate $6 million (US) to the temple everyday.
* Sikhism originated in the Holy city of Amritsar in Punjab. Famous for housing the Golden Temple, the city was founded in 1577.
* Varanasi, also known as Benaras, was called "the Ancient City" when Lord Buddha visited it in 500 B.C., and is the oldest, continuously inhabited city in the world today.
* India provides safety for more than 300,000 refugees originally from Sri Lanka, Tibet, Bhutan, Afghanistan and Bangladesh, who escaped to flee religious and political persecution.
* His Holiness, the Dalai Lama, the exiled spiritual leader of Tibetan Buddhists, runs his government in exile from Dharmashala in northern India.
* Martial Arts were first created in India, and later spread to Asia by Buddhist missionaries.
* Yoga has its origins in India and has existed for over 5,000 years.
Sunday, May 8, 2011
management & engineers
Author: Mana Desi |
2:06:00 AM |
No Comments |
She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am."
The man below replied "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist. "I am", replied the man.
"How did you know?"
"Well, answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip even more."
The man below responded, "You must be in management."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going.You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems?!!"
BOTTOM LINE: just imagine the management guys who are basically engineers... no wonder!!!!!
The 5 Toughest Questions
Author: Mana Desi |
2:00:00 AM |
No Comments |
The questions are:
What are you thinking about?
Do you love me?
Do I look fat?
Do you think she is prettier than me?
What would you do if I died?
What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly (I.e tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible responses.
*********
Question # 1: What are you thinking about?
The proper answer to this, of course, is: "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you." This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following:
Baseball.
Football.
How fat you are.
How much prettier she is than you.
How I would spend the insurance money if you died.
(Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al Bundy, who once told Peg, "If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I would be talking to you!")
*********
Question # 2: Do you love me?
The proper response is: "YES!" or, if you feel a more detailed answer is in order, "Yes, dear." Inappropriate responses include:
I suppose so.
Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
That depends on what you mean by love.
Does it matter?
Who, me?
*********
Question # 3: Do I look fat?
The correct answer is an emphatic: "Of course not!" Among the incorrect answers are:
Compared to what?
I wouldn't call you fat, but you're not exactly thin.
A little extra weight looks good on you.
I've seen fatter.
Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.
*********
Question # 4: Do you think she's prettier than me?
Once again, the proper response is an emphatic: "Of course not!" Incorrect responses include:
Yes, but you have a better personality
Not prettier, but definitely thinner
Not as pretty as you, when you were her age
Define 'pretty'
Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.
*********
Question #5: What would you do if I died?
A definite no-win question. (The real answer, or course, is "Buy a Corvette.")
No matter how you answer this, be prepared for at least an hour of follow-up questions, usually along the these lines:
*********
She....Would you get married again?
He.....Definitely not!
She....Why not - don't you like being married?
He.....Of course I do.
She....Then why wouldn't you remarry?
He.....Okay, I'd get married again.
She....You would? (With a hurtful look on her face)
He.....Yes, I would.
She....Would you sleep with her in our bed?
He.....Where else would we sleep?
She....Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?
He.....That would seem like the proper thing to do.
She....And would you let her use my golf clubs?
He.....She can't use them; she's left-handed.
Words women use
Author: Mana Desi |
1:59:00 AM |
No Comments |
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
***********
Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
***********
Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".
***********
Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!
***********
Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
***********
That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
***********
Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS for more fun
Author: Mana Desi |
1:57:00 AM |
No Comments |
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
____________ _________ ________
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
____________ _________ _________
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
____________ _________ _________
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
____________ _________ ________
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
facebook follow
Categories
- AP Eamcet 2011 2nd phase counseling
- Agricultural Plans
- Amazing Facts about Google
- Ambient
- Articles
- BE / B Tech Resumes
- Banking Resume
- Biography
- Busines People's Biography
- Business Idea
- Business News
- Business Plans
- Computer Resume
- Degree Resumes
- Direct Marketing
- Entrance Exams
- Experienced Resume
- Fashion News
- Filmstar's Biography
- General Discussions
- Golden rules of HR
- Good Communication Skills
- HR Interview
- HR Questions
- How to Start EMU farming
- IBPS CWE Clerk Written Examination Results
- IBPS Notification 2013
- Interview Questions And Answer
- JobNews
- Jokes for fun
- LIFE WITHOUT SEX
- Lazy Fun
- LazyStudent
- Leadership
- Listening Skills
- MBA Resumes
- MCA Resumes
- Management Jokes
- MovieNews
- Mukesh Dhirubhai AmbaniBiography
- NIFT Admissions 2013-14
- NIT Warangal Ph.D Admissions 2012- 2013
- Never Quit
- Newads
- News
- Out Door
- Personal Development
- Philip Alfred MickelsonBiography
- Quotes that inspire you
- Recruitment Indian Bank 2012
- Reserve Bank of India recruitment 2012
- Resume
- SAIL Recruitment 2012
- Sachin Tendulkar Biography
- Sample Business Plans
- Sathya Sai Baba Biography
- Shortest man in the world
- Soft skills
- Sports People Biography
- Unbelievable Facts
- Video
- banking recruitment 2012
- funny images
- life skills
- print ads
- project managers
- puzzles
- resume models
- sbi bank clerk recruitment 2012
- sbiRecruitment 2012
- woman in life
Recent Posts
Popular Posts
-
Allu Arjun talked in detail about the Pawan Kalyan issue in Mega heroine Niharika’s debut film Oka Manasu audio function. During his spee...
-
• Tell me about yourself • Mini Project [Nearly 5 minutes he screwed. Be clear with your projects. Explain to the panel in an easily under...
-
Ileana Hot Images Ileana Hot Images Ileana Hot Images Ileana Hot Images
-
Actress Roju has come up with a new show 'Racha Banda', which deals with the real people and their issues. The show is going to tel...
-
This film will be produced by Dil Raju and he is in plans to name the film Nenu Local. This title is quite famous from the hit Ravi teja f...
-
Actor Allu Arjun's next is with Gabbar Singh director Harish Shankar, and it's tipped to go on the floors from August. This yet-unt...
-
Priyanka Chopra, who is currently taking both Bollywood and Hollywood by storm, is said to be raking in Rs.100 crore within a month from h...
-
Born as Sridevi Ayyapan on the 13th of August in 1963 at Sivakasi in Tamil Nadu, she was a great Indian actress. She worked in a large num...
-
Mukesh Ambani's Birth Name : Mukesh Dhirubhai Ambani Mukesh Ambani's Birth Place : Aden, Aden Protectorate1, Colony of Aden, Yemen ...
-
The Great Kareena Kapoor Khan would spread her wings far and wide. Given her screen presence and natural ability to act Bebo could have ev...