Ultimate ones

A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband
sent telegram to her parents - Meena First Class in Bed! (superb)

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Taxi driver: Mam, u r the 3rd pregnant lady whom I'm dropping to
Airport today
Lady: But I'm not pregnant
Driver: But we hvn't reached airport yet 

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A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector
Friend: How was ur first night?
Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed, 200 for wrongside entry
and

Rs 500 for no helmet